wouldn't it be cool if a black hole appeared in the middle of nowhere? then we could send a spaceship or two full of all the rubbish in the world and just throw it in there, instead of sending it to landfill.

and we should ban aircons, and make heaps and heaps of iceblocks, ones that taste good but aren't bad for you. I mean, frozen water and stevia can't cost that much can it?

and more people should ride bikes to work and school; it might helps out with the increasingy obese population too.

and people could wash with a tub of hot/warm water and a rag and soap and stuff, instead of a running shower.

-naiveenvironmentalJoe